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| Step 1: Pick out a nice pumpkin and give it a bath. |
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| Step 2: Decapitate it. ("Awwwwww, you didn't tell me you were going to kill it!") |
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| Step 3: Stand staring at all the nastiness inside the pumpkin, take a moment to consider how much it smells like your childhood, and try to figure out a way to remove all the "pumpkin guts" without actually touching it. |
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| Step 4: Suck it up, reach inside, and pull out all the pulp with your bare hands. |
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| Step 5: Collect all the seeds for your friend who wants to roast them. |
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| Step 6: Sketch out a cool design. |
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| Step 7: Instantly regret said cool design when you realize you have to carve it out. |
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| Step 8: An hour and a very sore arm later, light up your Jack-O-Lantern and admire your hard work. |
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| Happy Halloween! |
*All photographs © copyright by Jacqueline E. Smith.
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